Will Smith created everything
The Cat Daddy: The Shuffle: The Single Ladies Dance: The Stanky Leg: The Cyclone: The Dougie: omg. By far the greatest post to ever surface on Tumblr. http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
dannyybui-deactivated20120124 asked: hey Frankie?
pillsberrydoboi asked: you can pay me back anytime before this friday :) it wont be double until after
kevinlambchops asked: why do you have basketball up there if you arent on the team anymore ?
alinajeanine asked: BOYFRIEND....Y U SO SEXI?
ASK ME ANYTHING!
When you & your bestfriend act like rappers.
Girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than sexy
thatfunnyblog: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/ Guy: You’re beautiful Girl: No I’m not Guy:
I wouldn't cheat on you.
ASK ME ANYTHING!
Billy: Mom, what's a bitch and a bastard?
Mom: Well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen.
Later Billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors and hears "put your penis in my vagina!" Then Billy goes to his mom.
Billy: Mom, what's a penis and vagina?
Mom: Well, a penis is a hat and vagina is a coat.
Then Billy sees his dad shaving and cut himself and says "shit"
Billy: Dad, what's shit?
Dad: Well Billy, shit is a type of shaving cream.
Then Billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says “fuck!”
Billy: Mom, what's fuck?
Mom: Well Billy, fuck is a way of cutting the turkey.
Later the guests arrive and Billy goes to them
Billy: Hello bitches and bastards, may I take your penis’s and vaginas, my dad’s upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey.
I'm glad that I met you.
Reblog if you care more about this child:
than all the half naked girls/guys on tumblr. FOREVER REBLOG <3
I love seeing your name pop up on my phone